Dear Summit Entertainment,
WHY DOES JASPER GET AN ACTION FIGURE?!
He's had a total of like, 5 lines in two movies, but he gets a New Moon action figure? I get he has a following, although I don't necessarily understand why because basically we know NOTHING about him even in the books until Eclipse, but seriously you guys. . . wouldn't an Aro have been more appropriate for New Moon? But no, we get Edward, Bella, Jacob, Alice and. . . Jasper.
I mean I love Emmett, but he's been about as present as Jasper, so I'm not expecting an action figure.
Where is my dear Carlisle seriously you guys I am chagrined. He's had more lines and screen time in the first two movies than any other non-Edward Cullen.
In fact, poor Carlisle (and Charlie!) get totally screwed in the whole franchise. Look I get that the whole thing is aimed at teens, but (Michael Sheen and Dakota Fanning excepted) these are straight-up two of the best actors in the series. Show Peter and Billy some love, people. Charlie is on NO promotional material at all even though he probably had the third biggest part in Twilight after Edward and Bella, and Carlisle is in very little promotion (AND TOTALLY GOT CHEATED OUT OF HIS AWESOME BACKSTORY WTF) despite being probably the fourth biggest part in Twilight, having more screen time in New Moon than anyone else in the fam 'cept Ed and Alice, being the leader of the god-damn family
and the best character. I mean Esme gets no promotion either but she's not exactly plot-important. Carlisle. .. there would BE no Edward if not for Carlisle, and Bella totally would have gotten eaten in New Moon if not for him.
I mean Carlisle's not old. .. well he is old but he doesn't look old. . . you know what I mean. Besides, Dumbledore gets promotion and action figures and crap, but no love for the twi fatherly figures?
Sigh. It's okay. I love you Carlisle and movie!Charlie (book!Charlie I am indifferent to. . . )
Seriously people, wouldn't you love a copstache action figure? Or an Aro one?
Please don't make a Carlisle, I would be forced to buy him and that would be embarrassing.
And let's not even get into how fugly these action figures are. lol. But that's part of their charm!
So, please, make an Aro or Charlie action figure
but not Carlisle as has been mentioned and we'll call it even.